So what has he been doing?
Working, drinking, dealing with crap... You know the normal stuff everyone seems to do. Nothing all together entertaining, but he's content with it.

Why does he still even bother with this website?
I don't really know. Maybe because he is a geek and likes saying "I have my own web server..." but doubtful. More likely is the fact he is stupid, and just likes being able to access a "portfolio" of sorts.

So tell us some more.
Oh for crying out loud, I'll tell ya more when I feel like it.